Ruben

Being a monkey or looking like one

You look like a Ruben

by Jamilasz December 20, 2021

Ruben

A guy who plays to mutch Valorant.

Look at him, you can se it's a Ruben.

by Pellitovitch February 7, 2022

rubensim

A youtuber who Roblox discriminately tried to sue for no reason, but failed miserably because everything they said was wrong.

Guy 1: Whose Rubensim?
Guy 2: Heard Roblox tried to sue him, but failed
Guy 1: That's funny. They should focus more on improving their platform than suing random youtubers
Guy 2: Couldn't agree more

by ̢͍̭͑͑͠ඞͨ̌҉̠̱͡ March 3, 2022

Ruben

Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .

Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “

I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.

I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.

by A Ruben May 6, 2022

Ruben

Gay

Ruben is gay as fuck

by Master oogway is daddy May 16, 2022

rebennack

A band of 5 western American gigachads who’s IQ are off the charts.

They are so cool, they must be Rebennack’s.

by Morbius male June 1, 2022

Ruben Ses

Sus Lover.
Likes kissin' men.
Plays Fortnite all day.
Piaggio Ciao two stroke turbo aspirated.
Has a home made gym, that is unused.
Fastest gunslinger in the far west.
Ejaculates in 10 sec watchin' twerking videos.

A: You're a Ruben Ses! Shame on u!
B: Fr.

by NoBallsNoDick June 8, 2022