Hugged Root

Usually used as a verb when something clearly sucks. (also known as Hugroot)

We were at a another keg party on Ackerman that really hugged root. It was a total sausage fest.

by Vivafiniz September 16, 2009

root band

One notch below a hair band. Any '80s/ early '90s glam or pop metal band whose music is so appallingly awful that it doesn't evem deserve to be called a hair band.

Poison is a decent hair band. Nothing special, but they have some listenable tunes. Winger, on the other hand, doesn't even rise to that level. They're what I'd call a root band.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 20, 2011

Root Canal

A cover tune by an awful artist, or a cover so terribly done it si like going through dental surgery.

Listening to the Rod Stewart cover of Tom Waits's Downtown Train, is like having a Root Canal

by Blue Wooden Dog June 11, 2010

root dick

When your veins pop out of your dick, resembling the roots a tree/plant.

Dude, wanna check out my root dick? I think I got it from Dani.

by RootDick6969 November 28, 2009

saskra root

An herb from the plant, Saskra Fortissima that was once one of the natural ingredients in Coca-cola, but can nolonger be obtained.

Coke tastes funny since they stopped using saskra root.

by Macdaddy357 April 3, 2005

root beer

2 black people having sex the man skeet on her entire body thus creating the foam

man if u can root beer someone you have the most cum stored up in your balls to start a new millennium.

by fuckbag2342 August 4, 2008

rooting machine

Fairly obscure Belfast slang for either a girl or guy that is particularly good at sex

Dude 1: What did you get up to last night big lad

Dude 2: I was out on the rip and went home this wee girl and she went like fuck!

Dude 1: Sounds like she was a right wee rooting machine

by TONY_SCULLION July 7, 2008