home rodeo

While in the doggy style position, the man reaches around his partner and proceeds to pinch her nipples as hard as humanly possible. She will squirm and if penetration can be maintained for 8 seconds, it is considered a good ride.

I held on for 6 seconds last night during home rodeo.

by sasquatchdu May 8, 2003

dojo rodeo

The act of luring a chubby girl with preferably a muffin top and fornicating her from behind. Much to the dismay of the victim woman, someone is hiding in the closet with a clown suit. Upon seeing the clown jump out of the closet, the fat chick is likely to scream and try to run away. This is when the rodeo begins.

I was barebacking this beached whale when bozo jumped out of the closet, I then held on for dear life and the dojo rodeo began!

by Johnnnyboi February 14, 2008

African Rodeo

A sport in Africa in which a man grabs hold of an elephant´s penis and attempts to hold on for as long as possible while the penis and elephant flail around.

Man, did you hear about the guy who got killed at that African Rodeo last night?

by A Roxxor October 21, 2009

fat bitch rodeo

A game commonly played by groups of young men. Each player goes into a club, and starts chatting up the fattest people in there. Then, simultaniously, they all jump on the fat person's back, and whoever can ride there 'fat bitch' the longest wins. see also 'kentucky bitch rodeo' and 'swedish bitch rodeo'

'we played a great game of fat bitch rodeo last night. i rode mine for a minute and a half!'

by rolf harris March 15, 2004

Face Rodeo

When a woman rides your face like she's riding a rodeo bull. Unlike an actual rodeo ride, there is no 8 second goal.

Sarah just put on a face rodeo on Zac's face.

by tripletthreat September 8, 2009

Cowgirl rodeo

When a woman gets into the cowgirl position (on top of guy straddling his manhood) without a condom. And just when he is about to climax she says "oh by the way I have herpes" and , then she tries to hold on for at least 8 seconds.

Dude that girl last night was down for everything, and when I got tired she offered to cowgirl rodeo for a while. I was like what is that and she said I'll show ya, and hopped on top after a minute though, she told me she had herpes!!! It took forever to throw her off...

by Smurfalishus January 31, 2012

sloth rodeo

Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.

"Doofy McStevens is the sloth rodeo winner! He wins a trip to the bottom of the ocean!"

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008