Turd Rodeo

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.
by JMoYo1 December 02, 2019
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Rodeo done

Term used when you've done all that you can on a particular project when the deadline comes. You haven't completed everything, but you've done all you can. Refers to a cowboy at a rodeo who throws up his hands when his time is up and falls off the bucking bronco.
Jason: "Hey Shawn, did you complete the TPS report? It was due today."
Shawn: "No, I needed some more information that never came, so I called it rodeo done and submitted the report."
by SilentC January 27, 2012
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Rodeo Pussy

A woman's pre-showered vagina after group sex of any kind.
Honey: Damn, Violet; you took those four dicks, no sweat.
Violet: Yeah, girl, but move so I can get in the shower; I got that rodeo pussy.
by Busta Schnut May 19, 2023
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Rowdy Rodeo

While having sex tell your partner tell him/her you have AIDS so he/she tries to get you off , but you hold him/her down and try to continue having sex
Guy #1 : I busted a rowdy rodeo and that bitch last night
Guy #2 : How did she react when you told her you had AIDS
Guy #1 :Lets just say she'll never be the same again
by SixtyPlusNine May 22, 2011
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Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.
"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."
by DasTesseract January 29, 2016
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Mormon Rodeo

When your Morman bro is soaking with his new girl and you jump on his back, smack his ass, and try to hold on for 8 seconds.
Bro 1: "There's not much to do around here is there man?"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"
by Zephyrousx October 02, 2021
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The Romanian Rodeo

When a man is giving anal to his girlfriend he awkwardly whispers in her ear "i fucked your sister/best friend like this last night and she was way better than you" and he tries to continue giving her anal for as long as possible while she tries to pull forward
guy: For banter I gave my girlfriend the romanian rodeo last night
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(
by The Alaskan Firedragon September 08, 2014
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