Protection Rod

The Protection Rod is a heavenly gift bestowed to mere mortals to save them from their daily fears and nightmares. Most protection is gained from sitting on the Protection Rod. Its said that it gives the person feelings of safety and a deep deep sense of getting loved.

Angel was having a real bad time he couldnt sleep and was scurrred of EVERYTHING!!! but he sat on the Protection rod now he feels safe and loved.

by el Big daddy from cincinatti June 16, 2011

Nimble rod

Little hairs that grow from your bum hole that resemble eyelashes

'Ughh stop being a Nimble rod'
'Your such a Nimble rod

by brookexx July 30, 2010

ram rod

When a line of guys stand in a row and jam their rod in a woman one after another in immediate succession

The ten guys lined up and ram rodded her.

by Conor March 31, 2003

Ventrilo Rod

When one disguises their penis as a puppet to lure children.

Jonesy used to work on big sausage pizza, but now he jsut does ventrilo rod at kids parties.

by Wenthworth Possle-Bottom October 13, 2006

Arctic Rod

Can the giver of the rod, inserts his feces into a plastic bag, keeps in in the freezer overnight, and uses is it as a dildo for the given of the rod, when fully frozen.

Justin Timberlake gave my landlady the old' arctic rod last night.

by Joelle Bruin February 15, 2007

k-rod

1.of or related to being cool.

look at the k-rod walkin down the hall.

by K-ROD May 13, 2005

twat rod

cock

ooh- crikey! he fucked me senseless with his twat rod

by andrew james robertson esq. June 6, 2003