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Robert

Robert;

He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.

Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
This one time I was sleeping with Robert and fell asleep mid bang.
by Dopetasticbkicks June 10, 2019
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A very bad player at fortnite who is also a homosexual male
Hi I'm Robert u can't build and I'm gay ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†
by dogster May 28, 2019
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A gay boy that loves Izzy and is my dsd
Robert is hot
by Brennan Fortes May 29, 2019
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The fittest lad out there, he can get all the chicks in a matter of seconds and is definitely the most sound lad.He is funny and way more intellectually gifted than you.Pretty crap at drawing though.
Girl:M8,dat Robert geezer is actually so fit
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find

Him attractive
by M8 wat u chattin July 9, 2019
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The fittest lad out there, he can get all the chicks in a matter of seconds and is definitely the most sound lad.He is funny and way more intellectually gifted than you.Pretty crap at drawing though.
Girl:M8,dat Robert geezer is actually so fit
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find

Him attractive
by M8 wat u chattin July 9, 2019
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Heโ€™s a guy with a really tinny Wenni but usually a good person.sometimes he gets weird and starts screaming hentai
Girl:Dat nigga Robert got a small ass dick
Girl.2:I let him hit but didnโ€™t even know he was in
by Robert_has_a_small_dic July 15, 2019
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robert is quiet af
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