Robamnivox

A combo of the words roblox + obama + omnivox.

Truly the app for those of refined taste.

Fucker: Did you see your grades on Robamnivox today?

Asshole: yes.. I got a 70 on the anal exam

Fucker: aw man.. I got a 60

United states of america: freedom.

by Small fat man November 28, 2025

Robawa

There’s contraceptive

I no need cum outside robawa

by Kahunz January 3, 2026

Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.

Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.

by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016

Chinese Robe

An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.

Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!

by AnthoneeDaSkrub November 29, 2016

pajama robe

Pajama robes are the uniform worn by practitioners of martial arts.

Man, I love how loose these pajama robes are!

by HouseSanity March 15, 2019

Krystek Robakiewicz

The Best

He is the absolute Krystek Robakiewicz in the league

by Ecnalnogard August 20, 2022

Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.

“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis”

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”

by Smatch November 23, 2024