Republicans

bullshit

"Jesus obviously is the most important thing in everyone's life, and we don't respect anyone but our own. It's poor people's fault we're money grubbing bastards." - A typical member of the Republicans

by yemDX July 23, 2009

republicans

A bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Are you telling me you're one of those uptight, blood-sucking republicans? Get against the wall!

by Alex Stockwell November 25, 2006

republicans

Members of the Republican Party, believed to once be a cult, they try to demolish the States and the rest of the world with the following:

a) pushing christian beliefs on the country
b) eating BBQ
c) funding "the Passion of the Christ"
d) starting wars for no reasons
e) starting wars to distract the country from other terrorists
f) etc.

a) Marriage is supposed to between a man and a woman!
-translates to-
Those fashionable homosexuals laughed at my boots in highschool! Revenge!
b) Lets watch the e-lek-ti-un coverage whiles we eats us some BBQ at Mom's!
c) godgodgod
d) Well... Dat guy... Saddam... He's one bad mother fucker. Lets go kill peoples and SMOKE 'IM OUT.
e) Osama?

by Suzy November 14, 2004

republican

A suburbanite who is scared of change and sacrifice for a better world

People who use "terrorism" as a scare tactic for pushing their agenda

by CPang January 24, 2003

republicans

George W. Bush, Ronald Reagen. 'Nuff said.

republicans suck. They only want to help the rich people, so its pretty obvious any middle class person who votes republican is a dolt.

by White Sox Rule June 05, 2004

republican

As a Christian I am very offended by all of the definitions classifying Republicans as Christian.

There is no possible way to be both a Republican and a Christian. They are almost the exact opposites of each other.

by dr truth April 26, 2005

republicanism

The belief in conformity as the only way for society to function. Expresses everyone has the same opportunities. Of course only if you are white, European/North American, Male, heterosexual, religious, bigoted, racist and extremely utilitarianistic.

I bet republicans had to use a real dictionary to look up utilitarianistic.

by Liberal_bastard June 21, 2005