DON'T PUSH THE RED BUTTON!
by Philosoraptr September 3, 2015

Firstly, if you don’t know what a red pint is you need to seek help immediately.
A red pint is a mouth-wateringly flavoursome beverage consisting of Strongbow and a generous dash of blackcurrant cordial. It is 4.5% ABV and is best served cold in a pint glass. The art of a perfect red pint is something so few can master, but once it’s mastered, your tastebuds will be doing backflips. Equally, a perfect red pint is also only recognised by seasoned red pint connoisseurs who have drunk over a million in their lifetime.
A red pint is a mouth-wateringly flavoursome beverage consisting of Strongbow and a generous dash of blackcurrant cordial. It is 4.5% ABV and is best served cold in a pint glass. The art of a perfect red pint is something so few can master, but once it’s mastered, your tastebuds will be doing backflips. Equally, a perfect red pint is also only recognised by seasoned red pint connoisseurs who have drunk over a million in their lifetime.
Customer - Hey Beth barmaid, please can you pour me a perfect ‘red pint’ just how I like it?
Beth - it would be my pleasure!
Beth - it would be my pleasure!
by Red Pint Drinker December 25, 2021

by Kapital K May 11, 2008

Just a guy that does shit for fun, he is also known by the name of Jhawal The Procrastinator, or U Boi Red just for the elders of the forsaken realm
by Red_Titanium July 27, 2019

A fresh, energized concoction of one part unsweetened iced tea and one part energy drink (tastes best with Red Bull sugar free). Best mix ratio is 4oz Red Bull for every 8oz tea.
An adult's equivalent to afternoon milk in kindergarten.
An adult's equivalent to afternoon milk in kindergarten.
Everyone in my office orders a Disaronno on the rocks at lunch and I want to enjoy the rest of my day, so I order a Red Tea.
by Sunneyvale September 19, 2012

by aeronaut777 June 17, 2013

A glass of beer with a few ounces of tomato juice mixed in. Some people add hot sauce or lemon juice. A specialty of Wichita Falls, Texas -- although the same drink can be found elsewhere under different names.
by Cucany July 3, 2008
