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Semen Receptacle

Aye she be a fine semen receptacle. (read in pirate voice)
by Semen Receptacle July 4, 2014
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receiving

A girl is receiving the sexual pleasure during sex
Jen: I love Receiving John's D
by Hishtag Hashtag September 8, 2014
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recession date

An event in which someone admittedly attracted to you asks you out, under the pretences of friendship. You will attend typically romantic settings and events, such as a candle lit dinner. Usually getting to know each other, with pleasant conversation, acting with good behavior, and dressing to impress, however, there is no expectation and has no obligation to pay for you. If so willing to become physical to the point of intercourse, then they are willing participant, but are still in no way obligated to spend the night, or pay for cab fare home.
John: I’ve like you for a while, you want to go to dinner with me tonight.
Jane: Sure, it’s a date. Pick me up at 7.
John: What? No, this isn’t a date; I just think you’d be a cool friend.
Jane: Oh, okay.
John: But, if you want to come home with me after then I’m up for that to.
Jane: Are you seriously trying to ask me out on a recession date.
by style_D April 10, 2009
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Recess

A playtime given to public schools and elementary schools. Mostly a time right after lunch. Could be indoor depending on the weather.
Today our RECESS is indoor
by SpellerCorrecter November 8, 2018
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jizz receptacle

Any male whom you suspect is gay, even if he really isn't and is simply acting gay.
"Ronaldo always comes back from the mens room with a shit-eating smile on his face, followed by lots of other guys all at the same time. I think he's a jizz receptacle.
by Al dente 1973 February 29, 2008
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Cum Receptacle

1) Any orifice on a woman.
2) Any orifice on a male homosexual.
Hi Mark, have you met my cum receptacle?

Suck it you little cum receptacle!
by His Bud March 25, 2006
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Recess

The space on a female body between the kaslopis/vagina and the butthole. The vagina and the butthole are serious, you need to know what you're doing there but when you're at recess, it doesn't matter what you do, it's just all about having a good time!
Boyfriend: "What do you want to do?" Girlfriend: "Why don't you play a little with my recess?"
by UpiGozaisho October 21, 2009
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