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I am Carter and today we will be Dancing, Walking, Rearranging Furniture.
by >_<!!!!! February 28, 2023
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Rear Shelf

1) A raised flat portion of a sedan or coupe that is usually located behind the second row of seats. The rear shelf is on the same level as the trunk of a car making items placed upon them visible through the vehicle's rear window.

2) Someone with such a huge fat ass that you can place items on, for instance the entire Encyclopedia Britannica.
Dear god! Why won't the rear shelf stop making noise? Please kill me now.
by Simon Burch March 9, 2006
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rebar

A rock hard erection, lasting for hours.
Damn, I popped some Viagara and it gave me a rebar!

That bitty was shook when she pulled down my pants and saw my rebar!
by jlman October 8, 2008
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rear admiral

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in the doggy style position. The giver then uses his hands to knock the recievers hands out from under them causing them to fall on their face. You are promoted to a Rear Admiral when you can push your partner anywhere in the room without using your hands.
I did a rear admiral with your girl friend last night.
by SantaClaws488 October 18, 2004
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Rear Admiral

while banging someone in the ass managing to
successfully maneuver them around the room without bumping into any
furniture
"Last night i achieved rear admiral status with this slam pig."
by dan December 5, 2003
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recarbohydratize

1. To replenish one's body with carbohydrates. See also recarbohydrize
Person 1: Dude, I'm low on carbs.

Person 2: You need to recarbohydratize.
by The damn co-op December 5, 2004
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recap handitard

recap handitard,
a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people
Shop attendant:"wha can i get you?"
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}
by lous3 March 12, 2007
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