i read your email

a statement of fact that can be truthfully spoken by any systems operator with root access.

BOFH: "I go back to the mail now, as something's bound to have happened. I do a grep on all mail files for the words "pregnant" and "family way", and post them anonymously to the local general interest newsgroup."

"I'm feeling a little out of touch with the current office politics, so I
grep the corporate email files for the words "body" and "love", then post
the juicier bits to rec.arts.erotica under "Seen on the nets"."

by popcultureicon May 13, 2005

sight-read

Comment often left after a score on beatmania IIDX and other games from bemani on trackers such as Solid State Squad. This diserves to tell how good you are if you get a AAA, or else how good you are because you have only seen the chart once.
If the player loves himself, he can also add a period, reinforcing his amazing skills.

X Player on S3: "Sight-read."

by dolce-kun August 2, 2009

en can't read

stupid thing arknights community says instead of being helpful and contributing to the community ("en" here means the english part of the community)

random: hey, when will maintenance ends?
elitist: en can't read
random: shut the fuck up

by tktkou January 29, 2022

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read, its a tiktok trend where people have a backround that says something and someone says this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read it is orignally from grammarly

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read
Youtube ad: Grammarly- this sentence is grammatically correct
everyone: but it's wordy and hard to read

by MiraculourLanaAdrianette March 2, 2021

What the Wik read

Similar to what the lick read, but used when three-eyed Wandas are in the vicinity

I hollered what the Wik read because those girls were looking painful.

by J-Dubasis the duece April 27, 2010

want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

riley read

A teen slut how makes lots of money. She has small tities. And a nice pussy

Hey go on pornhub

Ok?
Search Riley read
K
Damn she's hot
Your damn right

by Kelly ass March 11, 2017