Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.
The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System
Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
by KyleFPS October 28, 2008
Get the Universal Female Rating Systemmug. by pablooooooooooo November 4, 2009
Get the x-rated bouncy housemug. A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
by rperazag June 29, 2010
Get the Self Absortion Rate (SAR)mug. A Safi is a dumbass that broke his femur and is the joke of the group because all his friends make fun of him
A Hamad is a tall gay dude that’s scared of dogs and got depressed because Ronaldo left Real Madrid
Rated HS means it’s both a Hamad and Safi friendly so the stupidest of people may understand it
A Hamad is a tall gay dude that’s scared of dogs and got depressed because Ronaldo left Real Madrid
Rated HS means it’s both a Hamad and Safi friendly so the stupidest of people may understand it
Person 1: yo you’re in advanced functions?
Person 2: yeah I saw it was rated HS - For Safi and Hamad, so ik even I can’t fail it
alternatively
Person 1: did you watched toy story yet?
Person 2: dude it was rated HS, I had to
Person 2: yeah I saw it was rated HS - For Safi and Hamad, so ik even I can’t fail it
alternatively
Person 1: did you watched toy story yet?
Person 2: dude it was rated HS, I had to
by suhhhar October 20, 2019
Get the Rated HS - For Safi and Hamadmug. Girl 1: Hey did you have sex with that guy last night?!
Girl 2: No, all he did was call me to make out. It was like a PG rated booty call.
Girl 1: How lame...
Girl 2: No, all he did was call me to make out. It was like a PG rated booty call.
Girl 1: How lame...
by blinkblink December 24, 2009
Get the PG Rated Booty Callmug. During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.
Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.
by MarkyMark33 May 17, 2014
Get the State-side Hotness Ratingmug. Julie: I just got a check in the mail for $45 from some class action lawsuit I didn't even know I was part of.
Andrea: How do you rate?!
Andrea: How do you rate?!
by Mortbane June 6, 2016
Get the How do you rate?mug.