Rancid

Punk/Ska band developed in 1991. Starting with

Tim Armstrong (Vocals/Guitarist)
Matt Freeman (Backing Vocals/Guitarist)
Brett Reed (Drums)
Lars Frederiksen (Bassist/Vocals)

This band is amazing and unless seen and heard in concert. One cannot be truly declared as a Rancid fan. You could have sex with Tim Armstrong...but unless you've heard him live you're not a true fan.

When you hear a Rancid song, you know its Rancid. Especially after hearing Tim Armstrongs voice.

"well, he's back in the hole where they got him living
like a rat but he's smarter than that nine lives
like a cat 15 years old take him to the youth authority home
first thing you learn is that you got to make it
in this world alone " -Time Bomb-

Me:"Hey dude!"
Mike:"What?"
Me:"I've got good news and bad news"
Mike:"What?"
Me:"Rancids going back on tour and their new albums coming out!!"
Mike:"Cool...whats the badnews."
Me:"I used your money for tickets..."
Mike:"How is that bad? We got tickets to Rancid"
Me:"No...Me and Jenny did..."
Mike:"Asshole..."

by NoVaKaiNe July 3, 2006

el rancho de asshole

preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.

Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."

by masaharu morimoto April 20, 2004

dap of ranch

Where some one cums in a blunt and after that you smoke it.

I want a dap of ranch.

by Deznutz1234 December 1, 2017

rancid

Another one of the best bands ever! No one can or will match their sound...EVER. Rancid comes frome the last tour name Operation Ivy used with the Rancid members, OPERATION IVY SMELLS RANCID.

Rancid- Little Sammy was a punk rocker. His mother never understand him.

by Sammy June 18, 2006

bever ranch

a room full of women

man this place is a bever ranch! sweet

by George Bush Jr. September 11, 2005

Ranch On My Lap

Ranch On My Lap is an expression used to describe when semen is present on the area located on or near the pelvic region to which an individual may exclaim when questioned about its origins.

The expression is usually exclaimed by those whom has had an orgasm in their pants.

Also known as ROML

Real life usage:

Girl: Whats that white stuff on your pants ?
Guy: It...Its.....Its "RANCH ON MY LAP !!!"
Girl: Okaaaaaaaaay..............

Online usage:

Bob says: Where have you been, afk ?
Jalen says: Yes, ROML.........

by DanElKushwizdaLyricalFauxpas September 12, 2011

ranclidous

Ranclidous is the stench of a stinky Saudi

Wow that guy is ranclidous

by Josh harness October 10, 2020