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Prison Ramen

Ramen Noodles made with more than 3 add ins besides the salt packet.
Earlier, I put onions, egg, and hot sauce in my Ramen Noodles.”

“Yeah, that was prison ramen”
by anonymous January 12, 2023
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Ramen

1. Something to explode your kidneys.

2. A delicious meal.

3. Food.
I love ramen.
by Cutecookie231410 May 18, 2014
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Ramen

delicious noodles that are insanely cheap and incredibly filling. the pronunciation varies among people: rah-men, ram-men, ray-men etc. The correct way to say it is ram-men.
Heather: Oh man i want some delicious ramen noodles with soy sauce!
Erin: Or we could have some rah-men with vinegar and hot sauce!
Heather: You pronounced it wrong, but I forgive you because this stuff is delicious.
by Flipping Awesome December 29, 2010
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Ramen

Ramen intrigues me.
Nothing is cooler in my mind than being a ramen chef, what I’d call a ramen master. It’s the type of thing that has gurus, not professionals.
I want to whip up ramen and wolf it down. It comes with its own set of verbs.

Whip.

Wolf.

Slurp.

Sweat.

Viscosity made for sick days to beat chicken soup. Umami. Umami. Umami. That’s what the fancy shmancy chefs call it. Shmancy must be added because ramen laughs at itself a little – probably as a result of its instant noodle child, the brunt of all jokes about slummy college dorm rooms.

Ramen’s other relative, udon, gives me a feeling in my mouth that’s contagious to my gut. Say it big and grinning now, with vowels deep: U-DON. Like UMAMI. Or my friend’s dog DUKE. It’s the sound of the long u that does it for me. Makes me feel like I’m talking to a bear or a whale.
Ramen is similar, but it makes me feel like I am the bear.
It feels like a breathy breath out, when you exhale from the back of your throat to mimic the sound of a crowd in a stadium. Thousands of people cheering.

I picture chopsticks scooping, stuffing, folding. Fat dissolved and noodles flowing. Ruggedness, companionship, wiliness.
The discipline of a monk and the callousness of a dog. Dogged. But it sounds like BEAR.

I’m going to be a ramen guru.
by ramenguru35$$$#yum July 28, 2016
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eat the ramen

It is what to say when someone you know is being annoying and loud as you watch something from your fandom.
PATRICIA I DONT CARE, EAT THE RAMEN, LET ME ENJOY THIS-
by Bluest of Juice October 4, 2018
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Ramen

Affiliation with no stereotype, or if there is an affiliation it is not in a negative sense.
He is a Ramen. And for that he has earned my respect.
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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Ramen noodle

A narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis
Yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools
by White Girls at Starbucks February 14, 2017
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