muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023

Raccoon

Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe

The raccoon was causing a ruckus in my backyard

by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021

raccoon butter

A form of peanut butter that has both a watery and gritty texture. Not sweet, not sour. Very earthy and delicious. Not for the faint of heart.

SC, stop eating that raccoon butter and get logging!

by Slick_stroker February 13, 2019

Raccooning

When a female chooses to stand by (regardless of relationship or friendship) a man of low character i.e trash like or dumpster material

i.e. I can’t believe ceci choose to be friends with manny the wife beater, she is raccooning.

by Txft June 18, 2020

Raccoons

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"

by Angery Goomba Except not November 7, 2019

Raccoon Peach

When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.

Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.

by RaccoonPeachFan December 26, 2020

Grindr Raccoon

A Grindr Raccoon is a playful term coined to describe an individual who frequents dating apps, particularly Grindr, not necessarily to seek meaningful connections, but rather to scavenge through a plethora of matches with little regard for quality. Similar to a raccoon rummaging through trash bins, a Grindr Raccoon sifts through numerous profiles, often engaging in superficial or fleeting relationships, akin to find "garbage" connections. The term humorously captures the tendency of some to prioritize quantity over quality.

Joe joked with his friends saying that he is turning into a Grindr Raccoon after spending countless hours swiping through dating apps, realizing he was more interested in proximity and ease rather than quality or meaningful connections.

by AttackLife6 April 11, 2024