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Ron Jeremy

by Fusion September 22, 2003
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Ron Pauling

Every time someone posts some dumb ass viral YouTube video on facebook. Someone posts a Ron Paul video in the comments. See "faith hilling" south park.
It took me all day, but I'm finally done "Ron Pauling all those oh long johnson vids."
by Ronny Paul September 28, 2012
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Ron Artsex

When you're having sex with someone, everything's all good, then you go a little crazy, "accidentally" elbow your partner, and they don't show a replay because it's a home game. Comes from Ron Artest/Metta World Peace elbowing James Harden in the head. Originates from Bill Burr's podcast conversation with Paul Virzi.
"Last night, I was banging Paul and he had some Ron Artsex with me."
"Omg, are you ok?"
"Yeah, I was unconscious for the rest of it, but I'm ok now."
by TiddyMuncher? September 3, 2016
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Ron Swanson Tea Party

a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey
Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"
by qtothewerty June 2, 2018
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Ron Weasley

If one were to be called this it would mean you are:
Tall
Red haired
Simple (outwardly)
Poor
Have bad eating habits
Phobic of spiders
Angry as all the saints in hell
"Bloody hell!*&*&^@*^"

"Jeaslous? Me? No..."

"Why is everything I own rubbish?"
by Sabbathman December 21, 2004
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ron'ified

to consume beautiful, long, and vibrant free-flowing hair with a massive amount of hair product
"I can't hit up Studio 4 until I have ron'ified."
by Adam Mesh February 17, 2007
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Ron Paul

Obviously the people who are extolling him have never had the misfortune of living in his district.

The guy who:
-Voted for Claudette aid but not Ike aid, because he had to appease his national constituents and did not care that Gilchrist and Bolivar looked like nuclear bombs hit them because he got famous.
-Called for NFIP premiums to be lowered with the Flood Control and Modernization Act but said we shouldn't pay for Katrina because he's totally not racist. Oh, and the NFIP was not billions in the hole after the 2005 hurricane season, and is a program a small-government libertarian would support.
-Had a newsletter that his Democratic opponent got a hold of in 1994 that said blacks were notoriously "fleet-footed" and cited bogus statistics from the Department of Justice. When the Victoria Advocate asked his office to disclose the newsletter to refute it, he refused. Did I mention he's not racist?
-The Houston Chronicle and the Victoria Advocate always endorse the other guy running against him.
-Says he doesn't vote for earmarks but got a bunch of pork barrel spending for shrimpers in Lake Jackson.
Ron Paul is the ultimate Machiavellian politician, because he has the appearance of virtue without actually having it.
by nbakuchev June 9, 2010
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