Sausage rolling

The act of fully immersing your self in a duvet for the pinnacle of heat and comfort during lazy days.

Her.. My mother is doing Sunday lunch, I said we'd be there for 2
Him... Fucks sake. I had a day of sausage rolling and top gear on dave planned

by coyneezy December 14, 2014

jolly rolling

When A male is masturbating in a bathtub full of water and his Semen is floating in the tub the man spins the semen around and sucks it into his own mouth and drinks it

“Hey bro are you into jolly rolling?” Or “hey honey I wanna try something called jolly rolling” or “this dude looks like the type of guy to jolly roll in his mamas bathtub”

by Banana peals October 11, 2017

wank-rolling

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.

“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”

by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019

The Rowling Effect

A creator who made a thing, but later expands on what they created with useless (often contradictory & illogical) information. Often done out of spite or clout, rather than actual creative intent

Ugh the creator of The Matrix added some useless lore that has nothing to do with the actual message. It's the Rowling Effect man.

by KumaRadio August 9, 2020

Lobster rolling

When someone tags you in a post on Facebook publicly to get buy an item or rescue a cat. This is an act of publicly calling someone out on a social platform.

Wow! Looks like Lisa is lobster rolling Doug again! Did you see the post she tagged him in about the cat she wants to rescue?

by Pasta December 4, 2020

A Rolling Brown Out

When you have your partner stand over you before or during sex, and they shit all over you

While having sex with my cousin in our trailer, she gave me a rolling brown out

by S.U.C’Kadick234 August 13, 2021

I’m rolling with the punches

To change and adapt with the changes around or even with a new situation

A: Hey! I haven’t seen you in a long time!
B: My schedule changed, so I’ve been working nights and weekends. But, I’m rolling with the punches and adapting!

by Farzane May 1, 2021