Emo quest

Used to describe a public preoccupation with matters of an emotional, sexual, or other such nature. Most noticeable when a member of a social group is distracted or despondent whilst thinking about their object of desire, despite hi-jinks or drunken revels by the majority. Also pertinent to those who have been dumped, are dumping someone, have been rejected etc.

Example 1:

"Where did Steve go? I thought he was getting a taxi with us?"
"Nah, he went off on an emo quest about half an hour ago"

Example 2:
"Is Jason coming tonight?"
"I hope not, all he talks about at the moment is Rebecca. He's on a total emo quest"

by ohasm1 July 9, 2009

Dungeon Quest

An absolute dog shit game that's actually not that bad but requires 300 fucking hours of non-stop keyboard smashing action that would make any sane man lose it.

FUCK ME, NOT ANOTHER DUNGEON QUEST GRIND

by Anonymous193013 March 26, 2021

King's Quest

A game series marketed initially by Sierra On-Line and is now owned by Vivendi Universal, originally made during the 1980s and early 1990s that was really cool until the fifth installment, when it just became damn near impossible to solve without a strategy guide. They attempted to re-market Kings Quest 7 for preteen girls, but it wound up being played primarily by 19-year-old boys who thought Princess Rosella was hot, or had a "cougar crush" on Queen Valanice - who is now believed to be directly responsible for the Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore inspired era of young men dating middle-aged women.

King's Quest was really cool in the '80s when I was growing up, but by the end of the '90s they destroyed it.

by Doki_Doki_Attack! October 27, 2009

Queesy

to be inebriated in any sense of the word.

yo we gon get queesy tonight georgia. with DEm BLUM involved. like bubble river flow.yeee

by dabo$$kids December 19, 2008

Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

Only the absolute best Final Fantasy game ever made. Go play it and see what i mean. Most people have never heard of it because they are too busy playing dumber games like FF9 and FF10 but they don't know what they're missing. published after FF2(american) but before FF3(american). also an a synonym with best video game ever made in all of fucking existance!

Nate - Hey, Bryan have you heard of Final Fantasy Tactics?
Bryan - Why, no you good pal, what is this you speak of?
Nate - *shoots Bryan in the face*

by Xenoglyph October 11, 2003

quest screwed

V.

1. The act of usurping the winning spot of a reality show by doing one great performance while doing not as well as other performers in previous weeks.

2. When an inconsistent or lesser performing individual overshadows a consistently well performing individual because the inconsistent individual recently had a great performance.

Origins: The phrase is inspired by America's Best Dance Crew. Quest Crew were announced the winners though they were not as good as Beat Freakz most of the season. Quest Crew, however, had a better finale routine than Beat Freakz, thus quest screwing Beat Freakz.

1)ABDC

A: I don't get how Beat Freakz lost! They were the best crew for the last five weeks!

B: Well everyone voted for Quest Crew because their last performance was better..

A: They got Quest Screwed, dude.

2) SYTYCD

A: I didn't think Jeanine Mason was going to win.

B: Her last solo was the best, so she quest screwed everyone.

3) I hate it when Rick does nothing for weeks then pulls out a good idea near the end of the project. The boss gets all excited but forgets that I have been doing all the work until now!! He loves quest screwing me in the ass.

by Riri Sa August 5, 2011

queeta

Ghetto american black female. Weave. Attitude. Welfare. Most of their names end in some variation of queeta. Like Loqueeta, Shaqueeta, or simply Queeta. She will be feminist, but will deny being one. She lies about being part white. Is easily offended, uses the term "fuck boy" to describe men who bust in her then break camp, which is every man she dates. She also has roaches, painted nails, and bastard kids. Also known as a thot as of this posting.

Ain't nothing but QUEETAs in Atlanta. I'm ready to move.
The cashier is a QUEETA. Of course she fucked my order up.

by John XYZ Smith April 12, 2017