dumped her purse

Act of inviting everyone into your problems.

When I asked Susie how her day was, instead of answering 'fine' she dumped her purse on me.

by MamaHunk October 23, 2008

spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

turkish coin purse

When a man stretches and pulls the loose skin of his scrotum up and over his entire penis and holds it there with one finger.

At his grandmother's birthday party, John got so drunk that he showed everyone his Turkish coin purse.

by Longporker July 25, 2016

Holding someones purse

making fun of someone not manning up. (see manning up)

Do you want me to hold your purse?

by That Guy February 21, 2004

ninja coin purse

When it is just to big to call it a "Ninja boot"

Holy shit son!!!!! Thats a big crazy ass ninja coin purse.

by Dana Abel March 4, 2008

meat purse

a small, insulated container with arm length shoulder strap used to store meat and drinks for "bring your own" functions.

Pack your meat purse for the Fouth of July party.

by Shy Mind Couch July 18, 2015

Pensacola coin purse

v. The act of stuffing ones testicles into a woman's vagina along with your penis.

To Julies surprise, Greg was able to show her that the Pensacola coin purse was indeed possible.

by KJ Essick April 18, 2014