Pud

a very beaten down automobile or bicycle.

Werd dawg! im bout ta hit up dat pud ova dere.

by werdna April 10, 2005

pudding rag

a disgusting cloth covered in a thick viscus coating of feces and semen. a pudding rag is usually obtained by the process of a man wiping his ass, then masturbating with the cloth. it is possibly the most disgusting thing on the planet.

haha, i just gaged tom with a day old pudding rag

by mike mud-bone December 26, 2008

Locker Pudding

Secretly shitting in someone's gym, school or wall locker.

Dammit, on Tom's last day of work he left a load of locker pudding!

by MyerFuzz August 25, 2009

pudding flight

When a man with loose stool utilises the momentum of a sex swing to lob watery fecal matter into the mouth of his beloved directly from his anus from great distances.

I always thought Jerry was really vanilla but it turns out he's into pudding flights.

by Calenlass February 28, 2010

pudding-pop

(v.) to rape, or to drug someone's drink with the intention of raping them. The term is a reference to serial-rapist Bill Cosby, who was both a spokesman for Jello Pudding Pops and a serial rapist who drugged women and raped them.

Amy, don't drink that! I think that douchebag pudding-popped your drink!
Poor Tiffany doesn't date anymore; she's traumatized by a freshman-year date pudding-pop.

by UnfrozenCaveman November 22, 2014

PUD NIPS

Extremely obese person who will most likely die from cake smotherage.

1. Something that has time zones 'PUD NIPS'.
2. Butterjugs.
3. More chins than a Chinese phone book.

by Jellymelons August 3, 2006

panty pudding

the secretions from a woman's vagina, especially after seeing a hot guy like wally wally

That bitch had major panty pudding after I pulled out my dong at the dinner table

by weasel February 11, 2003