poopsex

The depositing of a diarheaic turd into a womans vagina, and subsequent act of sexing her OR the process of shaping a shit into a dilldoe shape, drying it and using it for the same purpose.

Chester performed poopsex on Little Sally when she needed to be punished.

by Tom Warwick October 24, 2007

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Grandfather Poops

The hot, uncontrollable poops you have the day after a long night of drinking.

That large consumption of Jack Daniels last night gave me the grandfather poops. It's hard for me to sit down after that one.

by ggntjs September 10, 2009

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an exclamation made by legendary people when they realise that they have made a mistake. making a genuine mistake is a rare occasion for sayers of oopsie poopsie, therefore it is often used by these people sarcastically because they are hilarious. synonyms include mistake and gosh darn.

teacher: come here, katherine.
katherine: ok mom.

(blushes)

i mean, miss.
frank: lolllll katherine just made a big phat oopsie poopsie..

by nonamesarefree January 30, 2019

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poopsack

a sack, that will retain your feces until you have access to a toilet

derived from: slid into first base, after having water splashed on his hind parts, he eventually got sand on his that resembled the essence of poop (has no relation to actual definition)

One day I was on the beach and I had no where to go to the bathroon, so i utlized my poopsack, until i had a toilet to shit in.

by Mike+Mike+Steve+Ryan October 3, 2004

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