Pooper noise

Flatulence or the sound of gas escaping while defecating.

She thought he was cute until the moment in the elevator with the loud pooper noise.

by MishaMacaroons April 3, 2019

Starship Pooper

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.

Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.

by joseph blough April 15, 2022

Miles "Tails" Prower

A character of the popular Sega series, Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic's loyal sidekick, this 8-year old two-tailed fox is a mechanical genius. The inventor of various vehicles such as the Tornadoes 1 and 2, the Cyclone, the Blue typhoon and various other gadgets. His intellectual equal, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik is at constant struggle with Sonic. Tails helps in his own way by working alongside Sonic in battle. He's capable of flight on his own by use of his two tails as a propeller. It has been questioned whether or not Tails was originally supposed to be a girl in his first game appearance. Tails has also been believed to be losing his role in the shadow of Sonic, but has proved time and time again as a valuable asset to the fight against evil.

Miles "Tails" Prower is a helpful fox.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

Cooler Pooper

A classless sports fan. Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers. Credit for the first use of the phrase "cooler pooper" goes to Brian Cook of MGoBlog.com.

The setting: After a tough loss, JDUB is made at the home team's quarterback.

JDUB: does anyone know where our quarterback lives? I want to visit him. I'm dead serious. I just want to punch him in the eye or beak his leg.
Huffy: You are putting way too much emphasis on the outcome of a sporting event.
JDUB: I got 3 lil boys all who can kick his ass and get nothing since they got clean records.
great2belucky: you know how fucking stupid you sound? that fact you have children is SCARY, you fucking cooler pooper.

by theflagshopisoutofstock September 22, 2011

Live Long and Prosper

It is used as the greeting of the Vulcan people.

"Live Long and Prosper"
-Mr. Spock (Star Trek: TOS)

by Babbylon 5 July 10, 2005

D.B. Pooper

After presenting the toilet with an act of sacrifice from your bowels, going in to wipe and getting no results on the toilet paper, and after looking into the toilet, finding no evidence of feces. Not sure if your ejecta just went straight down through the closet bend, and without a witness, you question your turds very existence.

Meyer: This morning I was excited to drop the ass goblins because I had three servings of corn last night, but leaving the bathroom I didnt even know if i let the tangy butt nuts out or not.
Kirkland: Shit, man, you had a D.B. Pooper?
Meyer: All I had left to my name was a clean piece of toilet paper and a mind full of doubt.

by raymondalvarado September 29, 2010

Closet Pooper

A person who is scared to poop in a public washroom while other people are in it. This person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to poop.

Sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and Sara was a closet pooper.

by Muckers August 8, 2006