Proga

Yoga and prayer combined

Shit! Sorry I totally ignored your call. I was busy doing proga.

by FranklySwann August 5, 2022

progging around

Lurking about being nosey, or tending others business.

This fool has been progging around my trash can.

by Dad to 8 August 22, 2022

Prog

Derived from the term “progressive rock”, the word is used to describe something that is excellent, exceeding expectations and overall very cool.

Example 1:

“Dude check out this focaccia bread I baked.”

“That’s prog bro.”

Example 2:

“Brother did you watch the newest episode of Rings of Power?”

“Dude, it’s so prog”

by tangamanga September 26, 2022

Prog Hog

Someone obsessed with Raid Progress, to the exclusion of all other social hangouts.

Especially apt term for someone who is obsessed despite often having a miserable time.

Keeyn's such a Prog Hog, they are suffering through another hour of this raid before they come hang with the gang.

by DxTrog October 8, 2022

Prog snob

Miserable cunts (usually British) who are insistent that progressive rock is the only decent genre of music and who actively dislikes anything outside that category. These creatures tend to have as much fun in their 50s as they did in their teens (basically none) as they’re convinced that clubbing and partying is “lame” and instead sit at home with their wanked out pressing of dark side of the moon because it’s “fun to be alternative”. They marry wives who are frequently into pop music and receive daily reminders as to why Phil Collins shouldn’t have replaced Peter Gabriel in Genesis, to which they respond “well anything but a fucking 20 minute song that does fuck all”. It should be noted that they scour the internet in misery, commenting on pop videos and replying in anger on music forums.

James Is a right prog snob. Listening to one song every half a fucking hour

by SLick pussy February 2, 2023

Progeny Paste

Sophisticated speak for jizz.

The soup of the day features a special ingredient, the chef's progeny paste.

by Socksssss March 3, 2023

proglib

"Progressive liberal". Usually a term used to mock these people

Proglibs want us to use 'latine' instead of 'latinx' because they don't solve problems; they merely update the vocabulary used to describe problems.

by soulcitysigma March 3, 2023