by eli martin October 19, 2007
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1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. "Dude, okay, I'm really sorry, but I had a priest the other day and I kind of ruined those pants you lent me."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
by Micturient Lad August 17, 2010
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1)A man of God who is supposed to look out for the spiritual well being of those who share his faith and offer comfort to old people who like that sort of thing.
2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
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Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.
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Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!
Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.
2)
Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!
by glackin November 10, 2007
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Get the Priest Holmes mug.A very skinny muscular intellectual man with the biggest dick he is very handsome and get any girl he sometimes likes dick because he’s always a bottom in bed he also has an addiction to farting in a jar and lighting his ass hairs on fire at night when no one’s looking he also can’t help but tie his foreskin in a knot sometimes once every year he goes out to the street and sniffs concrete
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