Potato picture

When taking pictures with an iphone and believing your a professional photographer

Guy 1: Aw man that is a great shot! Guy 2: yeah not too bad for a potato picture

by Thatwhiteguystereotypical May 26, 2016

The Picture

popular Australian men's magazine that comes out every 2 weeks. has a sister magazine called the picture: 100% home girls that comes out every 2 months and contains more explicit nudity than the fortnightly one.

son: dad have ya picked up the picture mag from the servo today
dad: I av' son and the sheila on the front cover has fuckin huge tits

by big boob master March 19, 2019

picture ratings

a website that pathetic attention-starved morons put there pics (often scantly clothed wordslappers/word and clean cut preppy fags) and profile onto so the world can rate "how cute they are) - how sick can these freaks get? get a REAL life you lameoids

sarah-jane put her pics

by Brother Number One November 1, 2003

picture taker

'70s CB slang for police with radar.

There's a picture taker at mile marker 52.

by oneoldgeezer November 6, 2007

picture me rolling

I'm on the way.

I'm about to leave the house. Picture me rolling.

by Word nerd March 8, 2015

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Said in an angry or sarcastic way to indicate that you resent being stared at when you demand privacy.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to tell his cousin 10-year-old Michael and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,as they stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.

by JMC70 February 14, 2018

Picture

The last half of a half-eaten Pastami sandwitch made from ingrediants not less than 67 days after their respective expiration dates.

Ah, dat bitch is nasty! The turkey baster just ate a picture! Sick fuck! I'm gonna puke.

by sam wheat July 6, 2004