PregnAIDS

When you have a one night stand, and both impregnate and contract AIDS from your partner.

Hey sweetie, I know we haven't talked in a month, but I thought you should know I'm pregnant, and it's yours. Oh yeah, and I have AIDS. Call your lawyer and your doctor, you're PregnAIDS.

by Brewer Matt X October 25, 2013

Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"

Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"

by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017

pregasaurus

A large pregnant woman that is usually 6-8 months pregnant. Her belly is quite large at this time and is very irritable, resembling a dinosaur.

In a restaurant:
Tom: You see that pregasaurus over there?
Dan: Hell yeah! How can you miss her?
Tom: Just stay away from her or else she'll make you extinct!

by Harv2234 February 1, 2009

Prego

This is anothe word for being pregnant

The spring time is when everyone gets prego.

by Love Bunny2009 April 19, 2010

pregnant

The blossoming of a new life...in your life.

I'm pregnant, oh joys of joys, oh holy rapture! Springtime is here!

by Croquet May 3, 2005

pregame

Verb. To drink. Derived originally from tailgating before a sporting event such as a football game, it later became known as drinking before any gathering. It now refers simply to drinking, because any activity afterward is acceptable to drink for.

You: Dude, let's go out and shoot some pool.
Me: Naw I'm just gonna pregame and play some Nintendo, then go to bed.
You: What you pregaming for?
Me: Bed.

by Samson III October 17, 2005

teen pregnant

The condition of being a whore between the ages of 13 and 19 who gets herself knocked up.

Wow, way to be teen pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, way to keep your legs open.

by Vik-Ten December 18, 2008