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twenty percenter

The 20% of Americans who still approve of Bush's job performance.
Hey, I bet that Moran guy is a twenty percenter!
by The other eighty percent October 16, 2008
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10 percent rule

A rule for driving and for dating. In terms of driving, you shouldn't go more than 10% above the speed limit. Dating, don't date someone 10% younger than you.
1. The cop didn't pull me over cause I was only doing 55 in a 50.

2. He's 20, she's 18. It works cause of the 10 percent rule.
by Slaynerdsallday October 21, 2012
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pretentious

adjective, generally utilized in order to mask the speaker's own inadequacy, incomprehension and failure.
That pretentious bastard! He prefers Paris to Disney World!
by Lucy Potato May 18, 2006
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pretentiatarian

One who consumes only organic, locally grown, sustainably cultivated fruits, vegetables, eggs, dairy and meat products. This type of diet is generally accompanied by self-righteousness and extreme liberal judgmentalism.
Oh I'm sorry, I don't eat factory farmed turkey, I'm a pretentiatarian.
by Tender Buttons February 23, 2011
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preventible

Has the same meaning as preventable, but used only when too stupid to know the proper suffix
"Jock, why are you crying?"
"I got an F on my exam just for I used preventible instead of preventable"
by Big mouth prick February 23, 2018
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99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.
'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"
by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015
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When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.
A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present
by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007
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