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Position/Inquisition?

A phrase asked when cut off in mid conversation by someone who doesnt have the patience to hear your explanation. If they choose "Inquisition", they choose an explanation. If they choose "Position", they choose blunt response on what you feel.
Friend 1: Dude, U think I should holla at shorty in the 5inch stets, with the pocahontas down her back?

Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....

Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?

Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?

Friend 1: What's ur position?

Friend 2: Hell No! Period!

Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?

Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!

Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
by Liqr1 August 22, 2010
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positionsig

my favorite mutual! i love when kendric posts a new video, she’s very funny and nice 😁, love you <3
positionsig is the best
by cataclysm.v June 28, 2021
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@positionssupremacy

@positionssupremacy is THE best arianator in the WORLD. He has been stanning for 5 years now.He decided to make this fanpage for her which BLEW up…….. but got banned. Now he has cane back BETTER & STRONGER‼️🙄💋
Stan him and herrr💋💅
STAN ARI AND @POSITIONSSUPREMACY
by Positions Supremacyy October 17, 2021
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Global Positioning System

A system of satellites in low Earth orbit that, in conjunction with a receiver, can be used to determine one's location anywhere in the world with an accuracy of about 10 feet. Originally developed for US military use and deliberately scrambled to prevent other users from obtaining accuracy better than 150 feet, the scrambling was discontinued during the Clinton administration -- and the game of geocaching was founded the following day.

While early GPS receivers only told users what their latitude, longitude, and elevation were, modern units have built-in road maps, voice commands, and various other features. And *all* cell phones are now required to have GPS built in so that 911 operators can determine where distress calls are originating.
The Global Positioning System has rendered my DeLorme map obsolete!
by The Original Kirbert July 31, 2013
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koala position

When she is crouching and sucking it, while hanging on to you.
We did it last night, and she was in the koala position must of the time.
by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016
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connor position

When a male puts his dick into someone else's ear.
by pussylicker79 November 24, 2016
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blizzard position

It's where the girl sticks her head in the freezer and the guy does her from behind.
I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.
by Dave wansted December 10, 2016
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