partiologist

Someone or a group of people that are highly interested in partying all the time, as if it is their profession.

Hi, I'm a partiologist.

by Partiologist July 12, 2009

Portlock

Port Locking is similar to that of port blocking, you basically use your network switch or device to stop a defined port communicating via your computer

Andrew portlocked the port on his network so his Mother could not use IRC. Portlock was used on 6667

by ChrisMW December 26, 2009

potio

Patio where smoking pot is acceptable

I will be retiring to the Potio
patio potio

by Malibu Jack September 19, 2017

Piston Portico

Asshole - butthole - anus - the place where fleshy pistons can be pushed into!

She took all 10" in the piston portico

by MudWhistle January 26, 2004

Feminist potion

To make the feminist potion you need several ingredients

1. Feminism
2. Lots of money so you can go out and eat after your girlfriend leaves you
3. A bottle of poison
4. Triggeredness
5. Fermented retardedness
6. A father figure
7. A lesbian
8. And finally a overwhelming female presence
Final step is to stir the whole thing in a giant pot, you can have a minimum on 300 doses if you stir it right. Enjoy your intelligence level lowering.

A feminist potion used to turn smart people into a lower intelligence.

by Hoodlands kid af February 24, 2018

Lotions and Potions

The hair and skincare products metrosexual males use.

Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.

"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."

by Shaved_Deer March 14, 2012

porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.

Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.

by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005