porceline throne

Another way to politely say you are taking a shit without alarming or offending anyone.

Hey can I call you back I’m on the porceline throne at the moment !

by Kendodoesurban November 17, 2018

Porcelain Seeker

Another phrase for an asshole, brown eye, poop chute, taint hole, butthole, anus, bead holder, etc.

How's your porcelain seeker feeling after those carolina reapers Jimmy?

by Suhycide January 25, 2019

Porcelain potluck

When you either shit or piss into a toilet that already has shit or piss in it that’s not your own.

I hate using public bathroom, chances are there’s a porcelain potluck in the only open stall that I’ll have to contribute to.

by Lameone January 29, 2019

porcelain bliss

After a night out when your vomiting in the toilet and rest your head on the cool porcelain, giving you the feeling of utter bliss.

Deb went out last night and drunk way more then she should have. During the morning she experienced the porcelain bliss.

by Industries. March 25, 2019

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by Your Co worker June 21, 2019

porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore

she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet

by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019

Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019