Pontiff

big queer who sits at home at plays Socom 2

mark nielson is a huge pontiff

by ryan cruze March 10, 2004

Pontificate

A euphemism used for "fuck." Succeeded by the previous, "whatever."

Ow! Fuck this door! I mean, pontificate this door!

by Cricketmon August 13, 2010

pontins

1. a: A hairy asshole.
b: Usually found on a forest ranger.
2: a: Axel frog.
b: 50 Cent
3: a: Furry tennis BALLS.

Ex 1: Godammit! Did you see the pontin on that kid?

Ex 2: Godammit! When that forest range needed to groove, his pontins were in the wide open, and he told us they had pride.

Ex 3: Godammit! What the fuck is up with this pontin singer person frog.

Ex 4: Godammit! That pontin was shot in da hood!

Ex 5: Godammit! You stole my extra furry pontin. Don't carress it. Or, massage it. You'll break it! FUCK!

by Butros June 22, 2006

Head Ponies

Term used to describe headphones by those of a draconic nature.

I want to listen to some music, where's the head ponies?

by Arcturus Nova October 3, 2003

Pontiac Driver

An individual who drives a Pontiac. This term originates from a marketing slogan used by GM to promote their shitty Pontiac automobiles. However, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as Pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.

Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.

I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!

by cokemidget January 14, 2008

Poncing

the sight of a guy wearing tight athletic shorts that totally show his package on the side, facing the thigh. Named after an RA at Florida International University.

1)Why did you look at him with that face?
2)Did you see his package? He was totally poncing.
1)Yeah, I noticed that too. But... I kinda liked it.

by PHResident October 7, 2009

Ponis

A penis with a little more "Ohhhh"

...you have a penis, I have a ponis...

by dark_ape November 28, 2004