Pokedate

When two pokemon nerds go on a date, or when you avoid social environments to play pokemon.

"hey you going to homecoming?"
"Can't. I got a pokedate that night, My charazard is almost to level 100."
*slap!*

by Ethanyial September 5, 2010

pokechamp

A god amongst men, a legend, master of Pokemon and quite litlarry anything. Words are not enough to describe a title such as this one, but there is a number... A special number that is the secret to acquiring such a title, that number is 19.

Hey you know that guy Michael? Yeah he's not a pokechamp, but you know who is tho? Stefano.

by Erica Horshbrink May 2, 2017

throat poke

The act of oral sex whether it be on humans or animals.
blow job,suck off,oralsex,deep throat

yo dude what happened with that girl last night

Not much just gave her a throat poke

by Richardsnw December 18, 2007

dink touch boner poke

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.

Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!

by crazy case May 20, 2008

Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon

A manly contest for 3 or more where the participants strip naked, {manually arouse} themselves, lubricate their {erect penises} with hot sauce,and playfully {poke} as many other participants as possible in the {anus}, all the while guarding against getting {poked} themselves and maintaining an {erection}. This activity often results in the dreaded condition known as the {Rim of Hades}.

Last night me and my {crew} got {shit-faced} and some fool suggested we have a Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon. Judging by how my {asshole} felt this morning when I {took a dump}, I was obviously the loser.

by Balls O'rork July 13, 2010

Poke War

A poke war is facebook sex.

Guy: I've been in this poke war for like, 5 months
Girl: that is some intense facebook sex
Guy: It's great.

by Missygal8 February 25, 2010

pikesville

The center of all things Jewish, Pikesville was hebrew mecca in the 1970's. Here's a list of some of the greatest places on earth located in Pikesville that are now gone forever. Mike's Pizza- with the walls painted by cartoonist Rob Longfoot, Pikesville High Zap Comic book outcast. Vince's Pizzeria- supposedly had a whorehouse upstairs, but the best pizza and veal parm sub you ever had. The Beef Inn- co owned by one of the craziest drivers in Pikesville history, the steak sub and the fried chicken where the best things you ever put in your mouth. Dairy Cottage- located down Smith Avenue, was a soda/candy/pinball hangout for the 'drapes', Pikesville greasers, in the 50's and 60's. Rogers Tap Room (now Jillys') - a good place to get beer if you were under 18. Lots of fat old drunk women listening to merle on the jukebox at night. Reamers- the coolest clothing store for guys where you could get puffy sleeved see through shirts AND medallions. Manny's Deli- it was never that good. Fields Lunch Counter-- still there, thank god! Gordons- bad crabs, dead bar--better than cow tipping though. Sam the haircutting man in the back of the Pikesville Shopping Center. For a few weeks, a swingers club and bar in that shopping center that featured a Pikesville High art teacher who appeared in her band as Magnolia Thunderpussy. Finally, Wagner's Pharmacy--smelled like dead rats, home of great coddies, and would deliver liquor,douche, and medication to your house in the same package--it was a pleasure to make the drop offs to many of Pikesvilles 'call girls' shacked up in area apartments--what a world! Around the back was a little market that made the best roast beef sandwich you ever had. With hot gentile girls just over the traintracks, Pikesville was nirvana for 70's teens

You're from Pikesville? How is it we kick your ass in football and you still get all our women?

by wellwood1 October 30, 2006