Pokemon goo

When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon.
Kevin is that Mewtew??

Kevin: *pokemon goos self*
by Swaggyswoog July 29, 2016
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Pokemon Training

The necessary, and sometimes obsessive, method of bettering your Pokemon, namely leveling them up with the potential of their evolution. Pokemon training is essential for any trainer that wishes to defeat another trainer in battle. Some trainers find it necessary to train their Pokemon to the maximum level of 100 where their Pokemon (usually) destroy any other Pokemon they see, unless the opposing Pokemon is also level 100. Several aids in Pokemon training have been developed (i.e. Macho Brace) or discovered (i.e. Pokerus).

Pokemon training never seems to fatigue the Pokemon themselves (with the exception of their expected and regular decrease in HP and PP that can be instantly restored at a Pokemon Center), but rather fatigues the trainer/player. Obsessive training could result in, and not limited to: extreme drowsiness, missing of meals, constipation, late nights, frustration, irritability, and increased risk of illness.
Mom: Billy what's wrong? Are you on drugs?!
Billy: No, mom. I just had a long run of Pokemon training..."
by Pokedexter June 13, 2009
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Portland Pokemon

Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.

Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.
by Yuckfou February 12, 2005
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Pokemon Battle

The art of walking into your bedroom with your partner is naked while you are wearing a trainer hat like Ash Ketchum. You ejaculated on her face and say thay you gave her a Hydro Pump
I challenged Misty to a Pokemon Battle, my Blastoise beat her Bulbasaur using Hydro Pump
by Mcfacialxgiver August 07, 2016
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pokemon snatch

When a female thinks STD's are like pokemon... "Gotta catch em all"
EWWW! Don't have sex with Beth, she got a pokemon snatch!
by itsjustme8d9 March 06, 2011
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ghetto pokemon

People who can be heard outside one's window on a city morning, repeating the same words over and over again; "N---...N___", "Yo, yo, yo", "Sup, Sup, Suuup!", etc.
"An alarm clock? Don't need one. Ghetto Pokemon wake me up at 4AM on a Sunday."

or

"Damn Ghetto Pokemon! I'm trying to sleep".
by Cionadh March 10, 2011
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Pokemon polyamory

A particularly prevalent form of polyamory wherein polyamorous people will engage in sexual dalliances with many people who are not their primary partners for no reason aside from because they can. Due to the absence of any standards in their pursuit of sexual partners, their actions make them resemble a Pokemon trainer. Gotta catch 'em all!
An example of a conversation addressing someone engaging in Pokemon polyamory:

Guy 1: Dude, you're dating like fifteen girls, eight of which are ugly, three of which are married and one of which only has one leg. What the hell?

Guy 2: Love is not a finite resource! Shut up!

Guy 1: Love is also not a game of Pokemon and you do not have to catch 'em all! Damn!

Guy 2: You are SO paleocultural.

Guy 1: I hate you.
by mr. pathogen July 11, 2008
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