toilet paper poke

When a homo's taking a shit and purposely uses 1 ply so his finger pokes through and he finger pops himself.

I heard Lou had a toilet paper poke over your crib last night, you should kicked that fucker out.

by HoodAche November 12, 2007

throw a poke into

term used by the male of the species to reference the act of sexual congress

Though Paul's wife fell victim to a starch bomb explosion and gained 40lbs,he assured her he would still "throw a poke into" her

by sheila in the car June 11, 2009

Smot Poker

Slang for pot smoker, usually used by stoners when stoned to hide the fact that they've been 'poking smot'. Often used on facebook status updates by stoners who don't want others to know they're smot pokers.

Stoner - 'Hey, Cindy, are you a smot poker?'

Cindy - 'What?'

Stoner - 'Guess not'

by Cayk November 30, 2010

Pokey Minch

An evil, chubby bastard, who's like is devoted to making Ness's a living nightmare. He became Giygas's lefthand man, and rode around in a spider-bot that farts.

by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

pokecheck

the act of using one's index finger to poke another in the ass, then smelling your finger.

I'm tired of hanging out with Brian, all he does is pokecheck me, and it's really annoying

by sports illustrated February 10, 2009

Pokemon Widow

A husband or wife who has been widowed due to their spouse dying while playing Pokemon Go (PoGo).

John was such a good man. It is a shame he chased that Charizard into traffic and was hit by several city busses in a row, obliterating his corpse. Now his wife Shirley is a Pokemon Widow.

by CC8675309 July 18, 2016

Yeovil Poke

A two-fingered poke in the eyes(one finger per eye) of an enemy.
Not to be confused with a Dorset Elbow Suprise.

"oi you stole my hat! i'm guna give you the Yeovil Poke!!!" *shake fist*

by Sarah Purchase November 15, 2007