PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.

"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user

by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 16, 2018

what the plum

Innocent, comedic and abrupt way of stating “what the hec!”

Or a phrase in use when baffled over something abrupt or instantaneous.

“Man your Halo skills need working”
“What the plum dude! Thought you were ‘Mr Nice Guy’, my Halo skills are far from needing any practice.”

by Targaryen December 15, 2017

Sugar Plum Cock

So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.

Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.

by Purplenado March 08, 2023

Magnus Plum

Magnus likes a big booty, and also a big dick.

Magnus Plum is the main leader of a danish group called MissMeWithDatGayshit

by BigDick2121Esskettitt January 30, 2019

Nanny Plum

Shrek’s lover; the nanny in Ben And Holly who has a Karen haircut but killer wing and loves children unlike Scatty Al...

Person 1: Who’s that? She’s got raven black hair and rockin wings!

Person 2: it’s Nanny plum! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wee_eejit May 29, 2022

plum festival

A gathering of people who like to gobble for plums amd appreciate plums. Also known as plum bobbing

Are you going to bob for plums at the plum festival Pete?

by Strawberry Pete February 13, 2018

Plum Highschool

Plum Highschool, this school is known for house keeping at least 600 autistic children on school grounds. The freshmen all have learning disfunctions and think human molestation is funny. I'm pretty sure we were "built" from Minneapolians, and the amount of man children who would gas light children with thomas the tank engine toys.

"Have you went to Plum Highschool?"
"Ohh yea!!! (I gaslight vulnerable women for sex trafficking)"

by DividingCronicals September 03, 2023