Pittsburgh Platter

To deficate on a cookie sheet, place in the oven and broil. Usually done when a roommate is getting "lucky" and you are not. Note: using Pam turns it into the Baltimore Broil.

Damn, Tom is getting laid again. Hand me the cookie sheet, it's time to Pittsbugh platter that jerk!

by Johnny Feltersnatch October 30, 2003

CA Plate

A CA plate is a tattoo above a chick's butt.

CA for California, where these tattoos are very common.

Plate, short for license plate.

Also known as: CA Plate.

I was checking out her CA plate so long, I ran right into a pole.

by rayagan January 19, 2005

Nursing Home Combo Platter

Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.

Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."

by Loscar ugol October 20, 2008

Shit Plate

A styrofoam lunch tray broken in half placed on a steel toilet in jail.

Hey Joe, I forgot my shit plate and my ass froze to the toilet.

by crunde85 June 24, 2009

platters

A DJ's turntables and/or discs.

DJ Fresh wuz spinnin' tha platters last night.

by Havox August 31, 2003

mexican license plate

Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.

As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.

by jaredeberhardt February 29, 2008

dinner plates

A term used to describe unusually large nipples

"My last girlfriend had really small breasts.. but her nipples were dinner plates!"

by laraleigh February 14, 2005