Pistole Grip

The Pistole Grip is the hand position used by a TSA employee when performing a gate rape.

My groper had a weak Pistole Grip during my last gate rape.

by Caradoc March 9, 2011

Hyper Pissout

v. When an individual is extraordinarily drunk and in an esteemed state of relaxation, upon which they sit upon the toilet to urinate and pass out.

n. The event of said verb.

v. I had way too much to drink. All I did was sit on the toilet, and I felt like I was about to hyper pissout.

n. Dude, just found Sean in the bathroom. Looks like he had himself a hyper pissout.

by rdeedllew June 27, 2011

Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009

Pistol Whip

When someone takes the grip of the gun and busts you in the face with it

Damn Jon, Who Pistol Whipped you? ill pop that trick!

by Jonathon S September 13, 2008

pistol pack

The act of removing tobacco from a cigar and then replacing the gap with marijuana

Guy 1: Dude did you pistol pack that yet?
Guy 2: Yeah man its ready
Guy 1: lets get hungry then

by Madd Dawg March 14, 2011

pilson

the most amazing people in the world, and are usually beautiful

pilson

by tom-siri November 29, 2013

the Pistol

when someone is 69ing and they stick their thumb in the girls ass and two fingers in her gine, kinda like a reverse shocker

Jake was 69ing in the back of his Explorer when he decided to make things intersting by giving Allie the Pistol.

by JizzyJake38 December 5, 2010