A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.
start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010
Get the Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe!mug. <.7.9.7.6.>Tesla Cybertrucks ANd Vector .45 Automatic Caliber Pistol Are neurotypical Trinkets<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Tesla Cybertrucks ANd Vector .45 Automatic Caliber Pistol Are neurotypical Trinkets<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.
by JJ Milla September 23, 2022
Get the PISTOL PETERmug. Len threatened to bite Mark’s penis during a blowjob, so Mark pistol whipped Len and left a mushroom shaped bruise on Len’s forehead.
by Ben Lougie November 7, 2021
Get the Pistol whipmug. Some thot was walking in the sidewalk and silence pistol her and she didn’t know what had happened to her.
by ROLLINTHEDOUGH January 20, 2018
Get the Silence Pistolmug. (nounl
Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure
Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.
Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.
Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.
See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.
Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure
Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.
Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.
Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.
See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.
“Jeff tried to impress his boss by explaining how he would run the company better. Now he’s unemployed and his team threw him a going-away gift card to the unemployment office. Classic Pistol Pedicure.”
by APedant October 18, 2025
Get the Pistol Pedicuremug. A pistol that you could use to theoretically aim and eliminate any group that shares a single trait, though, habit ext.
by anonymous November 13, 2020
Get the Hitler pistolmug.