Protein Fart

The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.

Beware of anyone with protein farts.

John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.

by DeathTaco February 8, 2010

Protein Punch

Sperm beverage

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face

by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010

The Angry Pirate

When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.

That chick made me mad so i pulled the angry pirate on her!

by arrick January 18, 2006

Pirates of the Carribean

You spelt it wrong.

See Pirates of the Caribbean.

Great, you memorized the movie. Now work on learning how to spell Caribbean.

by Saiyara January 3, 2004

Ass Pirate

1. One who commandeers ass.
2. A general insult implying the insultee is gay.

"ARRRGHH! Thar be the ass we aim to capture."

"Dennis, you're a fucking ass pirate."

by John J. October 27, 2004

one eyed pirate

The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr or another expression of pain

"I gave her a one eyed pirate"

by rimmer January 21, 2003

Pirate Mike

Pirate Mike is A Douche Bag.

He likes to Dress Up As a Pirate and Tell Women he knows Kung Fu, so He Can TRY TO Impress Them and Get Laid.

Pirate Mike has a boat in Dana Point Harbor and Belongs to the Yacht Club and Fucks Guys in the Ass on the Side.

"Watch out for Pirate Mike, HE WILL TRY TO IMPRESS AND FUCK YOU."

by Suzy Quinn November 6, 2013