Pipe Buster

When you take a crap that's so bad it actually busts the pipes.

HOLY SHIT! Kernal just dropped a pipe buster!

by Kernal November 27, 2004

big steaming pile o'shit

Something Of Terrible Quality

Dude, this Creed Album is a big steaming pile o'shit

by heavysteve May 12, 2008

Double Pipe Classic

is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time.

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

by Bee Man August 30, 2015

El Piglet Royal

Back Stabber

El Piglet Royal said one thing to my face, then shit all over me to the boss.

by True Believer June 29, 2003

tap pipe

To be the pitcher; to insert your penis in another man's anus.

(While watching 'There Will be Blood')

Dave: "I want to be the guy with the sledgehammer."
Travis: "I want to tap pipe."

This can be reprased as follows:

Dave: "It seems to me that the fellow with the sledgehammer has the prefered task out of the people present in this scene."

Travis: "It seems to me that I would enjoy inserting my penis in another man's anus."

by Matt R ' April 17, 2008

Pipe pals

A booty call or friends with benefits

Me and Amber are pipe pals

by Bieberfreak3114 November 12, 2016

El Piglet Royal

A perfunctory piece of shit. See Splinter and Sneaky Snake.

That El Piglet Royal is over there humping the leg again, no big surprise though.

by South Kackalacki Lacki July 1, 2003