Ping Bong Ball

A variant of a Ping Pong Ball. Made of heavy steel. Instead of being used for Ping Pong, it's used to pelt at the local mailman to make him agitated and not give you/your parents the mail.

Bro, I love using Ping Bong Balls to make the mailman super mad. It's super funny to get a reaction out of him.

by Medium Mac April 28, 2022

Pinger

the little bit of liquid left at the end of a drink

I only have a pinger left in my drink

by ykcop May 18, 2022

Pingon

Male reproduction organ. Can be referd to "dick" or "penis". Used in latin-american regions.

Man: They say Ceasar has a big PINGON, do you think is true?

Ceasar: You bet

by TheCommoner28 November 8, 2022

Stinge Pinge

A person who is notoriously cheap, stingy, and unwilling to share. However, this person has NO PROBLEM taking things from others.

Betsy had four pounds of juicy fried chicken, but because she's such a stinge pinge, she won't share any with her friends.

by GreenApple<3 March 28, 2009

toilet ping

The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.

Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.

by nlan1 August 14, 2010

Google Pinger

Someone that, when disconnected from the internet, will ping Google using the windows cmd prompt.

John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"

Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"

by Luscan December 1, 2011

Corporate Ping Pong

The shift of blame or responsibility between two parties. Often used with customer support where two companies shift the responsibility of assistance between each other to avoid the hassle of having to fix a monumental cock up.

RETAILER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. Unfortunately, we cannot help you with this issue, you must contact your credit card provider. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CREDIT CARD PROVIDER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. It appears the issue lies with the retailer. Please contact them for assistance. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CUSTOMER: Stop playing corporate ping pong and help me sort this out!

by myrightnut November 16, 2016