peenie pecker

A girl who gets a guy's hopes up by heading downtown only to closed-mouth kiss the throbbing member for a few moments before deciding that she's tired and needs to take up half of your bed for the night.

-I kicked that girl out of my room last night.
-Why?
-She was a no-good peenie pecker.

by Disillusioned February 27, 2005

peckerbreath

n. Characterized by having phallitosis.

Rob has the worst case of peckerbreath I have ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

Loch Ness Peaker

A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.

Yo dude, check out that shit. It's peakin out of the water like the Loch Ness monster.

by beeyatch December 16, 2004

Peker

A penis

His peker is so tiny.

by Eyal.Azimov August 6, 2009

peckerino

Tangy Italian variant of dick cheese

Momma mia Giuseppe! How you expect me to eat-a your canneloni when itsa covered in peckerino?

by Magnus Powermouse January 13, 2009

Pecker Wrecker

Redneck with tongue ring at truck stop.

Man look that redneck overthere bill.

Oh I seen him here last week Pumping diesel in a spaghettis strap shirt, the truck drivers say he has a tongue ring bet he is a real pecker wrecker.

by Whoopigoldnerd May 24, 2021

Big Black Pecker Face

something that is ugly, black and has a pecker lodged into their face.

"Hey big black pecker face!!!"

by shit_smear January 19, 2010