Patriotic Fuck 

When you put a flag over his/her face and fuck him/her for your country.

Pat was so ugly he/she was a patriotic fuck.

Patriotic Fuck by d:file February 25, 2011

putriot

A person who claims to be a true American, but has really pledged allegiance to Putin through unwavering support of Trump.

Trumpite: "I'm a REAL American! I'm a Patriot! I stand for God, Country, and White Power, unlike the rest of you buttercup snowflakes!!!"
Human: "Dude, STFU, you Putriot!"

putriot by JBeez January 1, 2017

Patriotic Quilt 

a majestic quilt made by the patricarchy. sold by moris and boris for only $10,000 a quilt. from the land of the free, however flawed that freedom may be.

Steven: 'I just bought a patriotic quilt from Moris and Boris'

Kevin: 'Wow i've always wanted one'

Patriotic Quilt by swimmingmoose January 7, 2022

Patrioticgyrl

Middle age female who likes to play with hair and doesn't give two shits!

Love her or hate her patrioticgyrl is here to stay! Yeet yeet

Patrioticgyrl by Adore 1994 January 16, 2022

Getting patriotic 

Slang referring to hooking-up or sexual activity. Stems from the practice of sending soldiers off to war with sexual favors but is also used to describe hook-ups between two non-military persons.

Hey where did you and rob disappear to last night?" "We were in one of the bedrooms getting patriotic.

Getting patriotic by bangthatshit November 18, 2010

He's a patriots fan 

A douchebag that loves Tom Brady so much they just can't stop talkin about him like there butt buddies.

" wow did you see that guy just diss his girl"

"Let it go man he's a patriots fan"

Someone who completely ignores statistics to believe Brady is the best in the league.

Someone who will argue his opinion until your ears bleed completely disregarding the facts.

I was talking to this guy about football and all he said was Tom Brady this and Tom Brady's the best ... He didn't even want to talk game .. So lame

Yea he's a patriots fan alright only seeing one thing Tom Brady's ass instead of an intelligent woman who can talk nfl!

He's a patriots fan by Catpain January 13, 2014

patriotism 

to be proud of your country because you are too stupid to accomplish anything yourself

Patriotism- 'MURICA FUCK YEA

patriotism by WhyTheFuckDoINeedAPseudonym March 9, 2012