Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.

My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.

Empowering Parents by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day 

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!

“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day by Brown brown September 5, 2022

Indian Parents

Hypocrite

get married because all Indian parents want that for their kids

Indian Parents by aadirox11 September 13, 2022

Pierogi Parents 

Polish parents who moved to America and discouraged their kids from learning Polish or about Polish traditions, leaving their children and grandchildren with no sense of Polish culture other than the existence of Pierogi.

“Hey man, Happy święconka! You’re Polish, right?”

“Nah, my parents were Pierogi Parents, I don’t know what that is.”

Pierogi Parents by Scaredshadows December 29, 2022

National Disobey Your Parents Day

This national day is October 26th. Its an entire day made for disobeying your parents.

(Please dont do anything too extreme though.)

ARE YOU HYPED FOR National Disobey Your Parents Day

National Disobey Your Parents Day by PrinzMarbll October 2, 2020

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft) by k'me March 20, 2011

Ethan and His Parents 

whore

Ethan and His Parents are whores.

Ethan and His Parents by Ethan and his parents is whore May 17, 2019