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fancy panda

An extremely fluffy bush. Resembles a "fancy hampster", but a dark color and tendancy to catch or trap lint or other foreign objects. A dead ringer for a wild panda munching on bamboo.
I hooked up last night with a badass girl! Really? Did she have a landing strip, Dorito, or a fancy panda?
by Sweet Al Jones February 11, 2006
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Hands of Panda

the dirty, sticky mess that develops on your hands during a meal at Panda Express by a.) lack of silverware or a napkin, b.) pure carelessness
"You need to consider using a napkin or something man because you got major hands of panda right now"
by BNB85 January 30, 2009
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Panda-kun

Panda-kun is another word for an amazing person. If somebody is cute, loveable, the object of your affection, ect, Panda-kun is perfect. Panda being a cute, loveable animal, and kun being a suffix put on the end of names when someone is the object of your affection.
"Oh, Panda-kun! How are you, sweetheart?"
"Hero-chan! n_n"
by Jamielolzzloomggg September 17, 2008
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milky panda

When a guy cums into their partners "hoo hah" and they dip Oreo cookies into the puddle of semen. Bon Appetit!
Paco: Hey man, did you try the classic milky panda with Jane last night?

Steve: Yeah dude. I was starving.
by gonnorhea goober January 19, 2009
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Wet Panda

An asian sex position that involves shrimp fried rice, duck sauce, and a mink coat. Normally preformed on a water bed.
Hoi Shing and Tiao preformed the "Wet Panda" in the confines of their own bedroom. Those dirty bastards!
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Panda pussy

A woman with a rarely chubby or overweight vagina. Often mistaken for a phoofah. Penatrating the panda pussy is known as an act of bambooing.
Hey bro you get with that girl?
Yea man she has that panda pussy!
DAMN Bro! Was it nice?
I had that girl bamboozeled!
by Pandafever August 6, 2016
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Water Panda

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".

***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***
"O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks"
by clawz July 16, 2008
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