Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.

guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

penilize

The act of drawing or otherwise rendering the image of a penis or a penis and testicles on something, usually someone else's property, as a means of playing a prank.

Damn, some asshole penilized my notebook.

by JSF87 April 26, 2012

Smoking Penises

To say some bullshit

Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.

by JakePealy May 31, 2017

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

pendleton head butt

When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.

Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"

by haikumaster February 29, 2008

Peniel

A beautiful girl that is huge on loyalty and respect. She is trustworthy and deserves the world.

I wish i could marry a Peniel one day

by Archie1965 September 4, 2019

Peniplegic

When you cannot get an erection because of an injury to the balls. Condition is usually temporary but more severe injury could cause permanent damage.

Liz kicked Dave in the balls and now he is a peniplegic!

by Kennedydp5 March 23, 2010