Pat on the Head

A term used to describe the event of an errantly hit golf ball striking the forehead of the drink lady, driving a drink cart on a golf course. Most common occurrences are during the month of January in Palm Springs.

Wow! Did you see that! My drive totally went off the heel of my club, and gave that drink lady down there a Pat on the Head!

by 5fortie3 December 30, 2010

Pat Saj

expression addressed to a person after they hiccup.

hiccup.... Pat Saj.... hiccup.... Pat Saj .... hiccup .... Pat Saj .... and so on.

by THinch October 21, 2010

Pat on the back

A sign of rape

Jimmy gave Tom a Pat on the back. Later on I found Jimmy forcing his dick inside Tom as he was furiously screaming and resisting

by Bejensnwmem October 20, 2018

Pat Boones

Pat Boones are commonly found on the rear of a white male who has a black woman's booty. It is typically the overweight trombone player's butt cheeks while he's running to class with an overloaded book bag.

His pants were choked up so high, his Pat Boones were busting the seam.

by Grantypanties September 24, 2012

pat-smear

the amount of butter used when it's a little less than a pat but more than a smearing.

This recipe called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose a dot is a pat-smear?

by Aged In Wisdom February 4, 2017

pat the bat

A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.

"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."

by saucedaddy3 March 1, 2010

Pat Henry

Descendant of the American Patriot and possibly Bigfoot, due to size and hairiness; Coolest guy ever.

Bill O'Reilly is another Pat Henry: he's tall and he yells a lot".

by mattdad August 21, 2009