Lance Owen

The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!

Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.

by Nigwar45 June 19, 2020

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owen zimmerman

Someone with a CURVED penis/ chode

Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!

by chodemaster420 July 7, 2016

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an obvious owen

A person who states the obvious.

As popularized by Michael Owen ( Ex Liverpool player, current BT Sport pundit)

Owen: To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game.

Neville: You're such an obvious owen

by Wake_n_baker97 May 19, 2016

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boy owen

The best looking kid you will ever see. First glance at him, you literally fall over and die. He is actually insane. The girl who has him is literally lucky. Incredibly funny. Literally smart. And has 200 IQ. He is also insanely athletic. Truly, Owen is insane.

Thats a boy owen? insane

by boy owen November 3, 2019

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Owen Moment

An Owen Moment is a term that can be used to describe minor inconveniences, or any unpleasant situation. Did you lose your wallet? Owen Moment. Did a family member pass away? Owen Moment.

Example 1:
"Shit, I just stubbed my toe. Owen Moment."

Example 2:
Friend 1: "Man, I failed my math exam!"
Friend 2: "Oof, that's an Owen Moment."

by CRYPTiC STATiC July 23, 2021

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