Open mic

When you get a bad hand job and the girl pulls your dick skin so tight, that it makes your dick hole open wide like it’s screaming.

Dude! My dick hole won’t close because my girlfriend went all open mic on me.

by 2 fat guys! June 23, 2019

open vagina

very gapped vagina that no one wants

open vagina

by justin_88888 December 13, 2014

Open sesame

Is somebody with a speech impediment and who has a habit of speaking in the third person, trying to say "open says me!"

"I can't figure out how to open this magical door!"

"Doode, they say 'n open sesame"

by Russian Niki March 27, 2020

Open Season

A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)

Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!

Open Season is Hilariously Witty And Absolutely Entertaining!

- Film Advisory Board

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

opening act

when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt.

usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"

by alwaysgone November 9, 2009

open gesture

to say something without an intention of actually doing it. Making an offer that is not intended to be fulfilled or even taken up by someone.

Rocky: if theres anything you need let us know

Mom: actually there is something you could do for us

Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before

CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012

Open gesture: sjdusjensisjsnufjfuri

by Heusheusurhfut November 13, 2017

British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.

Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??

by Smitty' Titty's May 10, 2018