octopus tenticle

Octopus Tenticle (Octo, puss; Tent, ikle) An uncircumcised penis. A penis with foreskin still attached greatly resembles octopus tenticle.

Ohh gross Hank just touched me with his octopus tenticle! FREAK!!!!!!!

by Dan Finnegan May 8, 2007

Octopus Brigade, The

A wonderful "musical group" from Virginia that sings songs in a creepy, high pitched sound about fire breathing chickens named Percival, baby lizard-cows, lobsters, big dead gaseous balls(also known as stars), and many other fun things.

Wow, The Octopus Brigade is cooler than I am!

by Jenny December 30, 2003

onophile

One who wanks (masturbates)

That David Mellor is a real onophile.

by FFC September 30, 2007

Octopenis

This is a magical and mystical creature that lives in northern England - Lancashire. Born as a normal boy, but with eight penises, he uses his monumental amount of penises to keep his girlfriend warm by wrapping around her like a quilt.

"I'll be your quilty"
"Once you've gone octo - your just plain strange"
"Having sex with Octopenis is like being in a Japanese Porno"
"Oh Octopenis, more more MORE"

by Mr Tailjob December 4, 2009

ontonagon michigan

a beautiful little town on the lake front of the icy Lake Superior. Everyone seems to be related in some way, or form. The town is going to hell and soon it will be extinct, visit while you can.

girlfriend: wow! soo..we have the same grandparents?
boyfriend: we have to break up
girlfriend: *fuckn ontonagon michigan!

by mysteryy July 2, 2012

Octopussy

When a bitch got a nasty pussy.

Durante don't fuck with her, that bitch got an octopussy.

by bvny November 8, 2020

The Octopuss

A dance move where you bend over with your ass in someone's face and do the twinkle fingers inbetween your legs.

I just performed the octopuss right in her face.

by Harry Dunne May 14, 2008